Best Excuse All Year

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 10/17/2017 at 15:39 • Filed to: None

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8:00 am class; 40 minutes late.

benjrblant > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:44

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Also good: this form was last revised 6/1991.

Rico > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:45

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Lol did the kid really think he would get away with this?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Rico 10/17/2017 at 15:46

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I don’t know. Very little surprises me.

ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:48

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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:49

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Wait. Wait Wait. 8 hours and 40 minutes late?

I know that’s not what happened but....

Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:49

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He forgot to sign it “Snidely’s Mother”.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy 10/17/2017 at 15:50

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Also why I don’t ever win the lottery.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/17/2017 at 15:51

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The spirit of the law versus the letter of the law...

Wacko > benjrblant 10/17/2017 at 15:51

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If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:55

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Fair, but at least read the question you’re attempting to answer.

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:55

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Woke up from the concussion?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 15:59

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Haha the way this reads it’s like instead of getting on his bike he fell onto it. Then fell asleep and woke up late for class.

Klaus Schmoll > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 16:03

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > benjrblant 10/17/2017 at 16:05

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In the Army we had quite a few forms that weren’t revised since the ‘70s and ‘60s. Unless I read it wrong and that’s when it was first introduced.

https://pdfimages.wondershare.com/forms-templates/da-form-1594.pdf

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/17/2017 at 16:08

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Maybe not.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/17/2017 at 16:08

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I have no idea. And perhaps, neither does he.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Klaus Schmoll 10/17/2017 at 16:09

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It doesn’t say you can’t.

TheRevanchist > Chariotoflove 10/17/2017 at 16:15

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“Dear Mr. Kotter, Juan Epstein was late because he was in conference with me. Signed, Principal Lazarus.” What are you trying to do to me, Epstein? I know the man’s handwriting. This note is legitimate!

Chariotoflove > TheRevanchist 10/17/2017 at 16:27

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Good one. I miss that show.

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/17/2017 at 20:03

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That’s a new one!

I don’t even get the pleasure of a funny/lame excuse. They just show up late.